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My future ex-girlfriend

By Adam Gibson

(With debt owed to
Glenn Platt for the title)

i'm pleased to meet you
i like the way your hair is cut

in these days of evil presidents
my hospitality extends to you –

my future ex-girlfriend
my future ex-girlfriend

the scrabble games we'll play
the rabble of the world
the dog that we will buy
the drugs that we will try
the christmas cards we will send
the gigs that we will see
this summer never ends

there's innocent me and disappointing me:
my hospitality extends, to you

my future ex-girlfriend
my future ex-girlfriend